albinwonderland:


"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"


oh my god this photoset

albinwonderland:

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

oh my god this photoset

(Source: beyonseh)

upallnightogetloki:

If you think allies deserve the “A” in “LGBTQIA” over asexuals/aromantics, go stand on the curb and wait for the garbage truck to come pick you up along with the other trash.

(Source: meme-face1)

edgebug:

mynamjo:

guess what I’m writing again.

image

jesus christ you should tag this incredibly graphic nsfw groot/rocket raccoon porn, there are children on this site

holligenet:

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.
Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.


That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

One of the only times Kubrick had mercy. He terrorized all his actors pretty much to get the performances he wanted.

holligenet:

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

One of the only times Kubrick had mercy. He terrorized all his actors pretty much to get the performances he wanted.

sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one

punwitch:

The “you need allies to survive” is an explicit threat and a pretty good sign someone isn’t an ally. They’re basically threatening to withdraw their support for your basic humanity and survival if you don’t lick their boots.

Something to keep in mind.

lounamaroun:

fuzzlespup:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

snakes????????in MY vagina??????????????

ORRRR this is photoshopped & flipped.All you had to do was search “xray snake” and “xray woman”ALSO, let’s talk anatomy here. There’s this thing called the ‘cervix’ people. It has a TINY opening called the OS which is only big enough to let menstrual blood out into the vaginal canal, and let in sperm or that little thing for pap smears. It’s TINY. I’m talkin like a pin-head size/slit & it only opens up during childbirth.YOU CAN’T GET INTO THE CERVIX OS! By this logic women would have tampons floating around in their uteruses!What sick human made this post?!

lounamaroun:

fuzzlespup:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

snakes????????
in MY vagina??????????????

ORRRR this is photoshopped & flipped.
All you had to do was search “xray snake” and “xray woman”



ALSO, let’s talk anatomy here. There’s this thing called the ‘cervix’ people. It has a TINY opening called the OS which is only big enough to let menstrual blood out into the vaginal canal, and let in sperm or that little thing for pap smears. It’s TINY. I’m talkin like a pin-head size/slit & it only opens up during childbirth.
YOU CAN’T GET INTO THE CERVIX OS! By this logic women would have tampons floating around in their uteruses!

What sick human made this post?!

(Source: malformalady)

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post